Monday, March 03, 2008

Eastern Promises

So gather 'round everyone, Momma got a movie to tell ya'll about. Eastern Promises was a good movie. I usually don't go for the "Russian" mob movie thing. But my dear friend Viggo Mortensen was in it, so Mr. Adam, Michael & myself decided we should rent it last Friday night. It was good...gross, but good.
Like all mob movies, there were the good guys, the bad guys and the guys who are sort of good, yet they're bad guys. You know? So what did I learn about teenage slavery/prostitution, guns, Russian prison tattoos & borscht. That I don't want anything to do with any of it.
Here's the story, teenage girl, forced into prostitution, get pregnant - dies, but leaves behind her diary. Enter, everyone else. Who did it? Why? Will they do it again? And can you trust anyone?
Good movie, you see Viggo's pee pee, in a huge fight scene that takes place in a Russian steam room. But it's such a violent fight that you really can't enjoy the gratuitous nudity. Sad really. Definitely rent this & have pizza. Not borscht.



Blogger CawfeeGuy said...

Viggo's pinga? that totally warrents the Slow-Mo for Homo's button on the DVD player

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