Monday, March 26, 2007

300 - IMAX

Last Saturday night Michael, Scott, Mr. Adam & I went to go see 300 on the IMAX here in NYC. Where do I begin? First off, I loved the movie. I never felt bored, I loved the acting and the special effects were great. The men, the "spartans" were absolutely a tribute to masculine beauty, each and every one of them. From their heaving pecs, washboard abs to 0% body fat, each man was as beautiful to look at as the next. I would swear that I was watching a high end gay porn film; the only thing missing was the sex. All the men were barely dressed. Thier costume consisted of a leather pair of briefs and a flowing red cape. Nothing else. And none of them needed to wear anything else. Hell, if I were built like these men, I wouldn't want to wear clothing either. Ever (well, ok - perhaps a man-fur in the dead of winter). See this film, and if your a gay man, see it again on DVD with the pause button in your empty left hand.



Blogger Jim said...

Glad you enjoyed this one as much as I did. I've seen it twice in IMAX and I'll probably see it again. Stunning!

If you want more of porn movie (with a story) see Shortbus. You have to like a movie that starts off with a self-suck.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Todd HellsKitchen said...

It's playing in IMAX near me...

Sounds like it might kill me!

4:34 PM  

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